28+ Funny Shop Jokes

Our hand picked list of hilarious jokes is guaranteed to make anyone laugh.

Funny shop jokes. A woman goes into wal mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn t work. Today at the bank an old lady asked me to help check her balance. We thank guy swillingham author of shop horror. I hope by creating this site that the human race can now sleep safely knowing that there is a place where good funny short jokes can thrive and not be held back any more by those long boring jokes that take ages to read. I love good jokes i m sure you do too but we hardly come across one and most times all we see is a repetition of what has been done before. 130 funny birthday jokes. So i pushed her over.

But sometimes it s the simple to the point one liners that are funniest. These hilarious short jokes are the kind you can keep on hand for times that need a little extra levity and laughter. It is a brave shop holder who chooses a funny shop title such as those featured on this page. Short funny jokes funny clean short. In this selection we present you some of the best and funniest jokes we ever laid our eyes on. Rumors of the sale and some advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8 30 the store s opening time in front of the store. Shopping sale joke it was the day of the big sale.

Not to mention short jokes are easier to remember. We don t serve your type yesterday i saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters on the road. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line only to be pushed back amid loud and colorful curses. The clerk tells her that he can t give her a refund because she bought it on special. A place where people can submit funny short jokes and get them rated by there peers. See how far you can go with a straight face we dare you. It could make your shop famous or a laughing stock.

Get out of here shouts the bartender. Jokes come in all shapes and sizes. These jokes are not just funny they are bound to make you laugh for a long time. If you opened a shop what would you call it. With our over 4 000 most funny jokes puns and riddles our jokes are hand selected and ready for you to tell to your friends or family or to bust a gut on. 50 genuinely funny jokes to make you laugh last updated. Helvetica and times new roman walk into a bar.

The good news is there s certainly no short supply. The best of the worst in british shop funny shop names read more. Everyone loves witty jokes. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.