20+ Humor Funny Drinking Quotes

A time traveler walks into a bar.

Humor funny drinking quotes. See more ideas about drinking quotes wine humor wine quotes. Nothing can grab your attention from the word go like humor and what better way to prove this but to put forth a lengthy list of humorous quotes about alcohol. A beer please and one for the road the bartender says we don t serve time travelers in here. Designed and printed in the usa. A drinking problem two men walked into a bar. The best thing about these quotes is the fact that they neither offend people who drink nor the advocates of alcohol free society. I don t have a drinking problem cept when i can t get a drink.

Alcohol may be man s worst enemy but the bible says love your enemy. Humorous quotes about drinking. A man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm and says. The compliment of wise really means a lot coming from plato. 32 funny drinking quotes that will make you spit your drink out steve martin. I work until beer o clock. See more ideas about drinking quotes humor funny quotes.

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